This Mama Doesn't Do Sticky

Nope. I don't do sticky, crumbly, watery, pasty, glittery, sugary, or anything remotely messy. Apparently, I don't do fun. I'll send Harrison to Aunt Jessica's house for that.

I decided that our big activity for the day was going to be cookie decorating! I ended up only using sprinkles and decided against using the decorative frosting. And even that was almost too much for me. Anything that causes my slippers to stick to the floor with each step after the activity is not my kind of thing. I don't even think Harrison had that much fun. He didn't like his hands getting all sticky and he started crying when I told him he could only have one cookie.

We tried.